The Funny Site of the Day -- Behold! That's me in South Park.

Hey, where are all the Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman yourself.

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The Funny Site of the Day -- Something I've noticed in my years on the Internet, dating back to coal-powered browsers and live mice, is that little guy Dilbert has always helmed a state-of-the-art and forward-moving Web site. A return visit to the home of Scott Adams' comic strip, Dilbert.com, reinforced the opinion.

One of Dilbert's Frequently Asked Questions is worth asking again, because the following corporate answer is informative and does my work for me -- always a plus at any site!

Q: What's up with this new Website?

A: It was a combination of a strong desire to make you happy and a bunch of free time on our hands. But the good news is that, in spite of ourselves, we did come up with some brilliant doodads, if we do say so ourselves:

For the monochromatically challenged - color Dilbert strips every day

All Dilberts all the time since 1987

Larger strip size - so no squinting!

Rank the strips and save your faves

Animated Dilbert

Share Dilbert with all your friends, cubebuddies and fellow office inmates

Widgets to post to Facebook, MySpace, iGoogle, blogs and more

Dilbertize yourself by creating your own custom Dilbert strips with new mashups!

All free. Yep. That's right. FREE!

Golly! Now, if they'd just give The Pointy Haired Boss a makeover, maybe a conditioner.

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The Funny Site of the Day -- At last, something suitable for pretty much all of my personal comedy hijinks.

Unfortunately.

Sad Trombone explains itself: "When a rim shot just isn't appropriate. This is [a] fun and humorous tool to use on those tools in your office."

Cue: Sad Trombone
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_{Pictured: Trombones, mostly happy, one slightly indignant, soon to be sad. Photo by Stephen Dunn / Getty Images.}

The Funny Site of the Day -- From ''Airport Pickup'' to ''Yada, Yada, Yada,'' uncover multitudes of definitions and explanations of terms and punch lines found in the modern classic TV sitcom, Seinfeld. An excellent companion piece to the sardonic world of George, Elaine, Kramer, and Jerry. I like it.

Read: The Jerry Seinfeld Dictionary of Terms and Phrases
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